so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
The feeling are messing with the penis
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
