1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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