Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I wish life had little blips of pornography
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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