don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he thought i was a dude.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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