Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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