apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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