toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Ladies don't puke and tell
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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