covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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