the new term for farting is butt boxing.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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