Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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