Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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