I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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