He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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