bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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