How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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