I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
meet me or not, i'm out of control
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
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