yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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