Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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