what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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