you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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