Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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