I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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