So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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