cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
