the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
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ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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