I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
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We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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