Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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