It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
i think im in europe. pls send help
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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