these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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