Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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