so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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