we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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