This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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