i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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