I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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