This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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