Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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