The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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