Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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