real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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