Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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