It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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