The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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