found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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