is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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