I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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