I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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He called his prostate his "boner button".
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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