love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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