A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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