Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
