i just google imaged poop.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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