where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
