is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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