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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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