If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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