Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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