Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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