Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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