mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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