if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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