it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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