Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My nipple is on Facebook.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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