hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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