I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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